Elisha Jade’s Diary – A Cute Plump Blonde

Yup that’s right, I re-joined the gym to get a little more definition to my shape I’d like a waist to start with teheh. My induction was this morning and I was dreading it. The changing room part I can pretty much handle, although I guess I felt a little intimidated by all of the tiny tummies and bums! Mind you, it could have been worse. My induction was pretty simple… I learnt how to use the equipment and I was let loose on a few of the cardio machines…

Anyone stood behind me when I was on the step machine certainly got an eye full of my ass whether they wanted it or not! That machine completely kills your legs and bum but I’m sure it’s worthwhile. The treadmill was a lot easier as I walked up hill at a pretty good speed. Getting off was a little tricky as for some reason I get completely dizzy when I stop using it! Anyways next week I have to put together my fitness plan with weights and cardio. I much prefer using weights (I guess until the day after!)

On a completely different note, you’ll all know how random I am by now and I wanted to tell you about a really funny blog I came across recently. It’s called the Pigeon Blog and its written by a pigeon in the middle of London. Bless. Check it out by clicking here!

My newest movie shot in high definition is of Lily and I kissing and licking each others boobies! She invited me around to her apartment to get to know each other a little better. We got a bit carried away in the full movie, but I thought you guys might like a taster so click the picture below for a yummy preview

I’m sitting here eating a plate of strawberries for a late breakfast and they are going down a treat apart from the unripen ones bleugh. Summer is coming and it’s getting warmer so it’s really refreshing!

I am finally working out this rendering business – I am quite an impatient person lol so when I couldn’t do it straight away perfect I got really frustrated. But none of that matters now because every movie I add to my site from now will be high definition and high resolution and I’m so excited about that. I already have a few posted in my members area, and I’m going to set up a trailer for you guys to see exactly how much better it is than crappy small movies. But i’m not leaving anyone out! I am including smaller resolution files so that people with slow internet can still watch me in action

I’ve spent most of the past week fiddling with the rendering and exporting processes – Its amazing how much time you can spend doing it! I’ve also been singing at the top of my voice to my favourite album at the moment by snow patrol. Its fab and I recommend you check it out on itunes or your local cd store I’ll be back with the trailer soon of my new movie Elisha xx

I am posting this entry from my new funky mac! Not only that, but using the fab dashboard widgets they have for the blogging software so now I can keep you guys posted with ease and a click of a button

I have been beaming all day long, the weather has been gorgeous and I wasn’t expecting my parcel until next week. This morning the doorbell rang and I was amazed when the delivery driver had a monitor in his hand and said he had another huge box in the van. I was very good though I managed to leave it unopened for a little while as I hoovered and cleaned like a bitch to get the room nice and tidy for my sexy case

It’s sitting next to me at the moment as I don’t have enough room under or on my desk for my new toy waaah but at least this way I can look at it every now and then to make sure i’m not dreaming. For those of you who don’t know me, you won’t know that I’ve been desperate for a mac for years and years – probably 7 years! I didn’t really care if it was one of those old emacs, an imac or laptop or G5 but i guess the G5 fits the purpose of editing all my naughty HD movies

So I wonder what i’m going to be doing as soon as the software arrives through the post

Hmph, now my favourite moto no longer applies! “My ass is for sitting on and shitting” used to be one of the many stupid comments I’d come out with as soon as anyone mentioned Anal to me! But I can now reveal, that the other night, I gave it a go!

I was having sex, as you do lol with me on top, when I suddenly got the urge to give it a try. I’d never attempted it before and I was worried it was going to hurt but with plenty of lube and a condom, it didn’t hurt! Yaay. So I am now officially not an anal virgin anymore

I won’t be documenting it for my site as you guys know I don’t do hardcore, but thats not to say that I might stick a toy or two up there for you

I have a perfect photoshoot planned for this evening too, a bookworm bitch with my trusty glasses and a mini skirt of course I’ll get a preview up here for you soon as its been taken

Oooh and I’ve had a delivery date for my mac. Next Tuesday! Gaaah! Can’t wait