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Break Time

Isn’t it frustrating when your personal assistant prances around the office wearing the shortest of skirts and a very sexy blouse? What about at break time when she’s bending over proving that she’s wearing no panties? That’s exactly what I do for my boss - and have captured it all on camera for you! He certainly gets an eyeful as I unbutton my blouse to reveal my suckable tits and lift up my skirt to tease!

I’m sure you’ll want to cum all over my glasses when you see this!

Some exciting changes coming soon!

Hi guys!

Just wanted to tell you about some very exciting changes coming soon to my site! I don’t want to give too much away but I know you’re just going to love it as much as I am ;)    It’s going to take a few months before these changes are implemented though as I’ve got a lot of work ahead of me :)

Until then, keep up with my sexy plumpness on my site :) x

Phew that was hard!

I’ve just got back from the gym and I’m all sweaty! I’m a bit nervous about using communal showers (apart from being able to spy sexy naked women!) although my gym is mainly full of older types! I am really enjoying going and working out. Today I did a lot of cardio work. 60 minutes in total! 10 minutes on the bike to warm up, 20 minutes on the treadmill hill walking, 10 minutes on the rowing machine and then a final 20 minutes on the crosstrainer. It’s fantastic using the equipment because I tend to stick to the part of the gym overlooking the free weights… that means lots of hunky men to spy on :)

I’ve had quite a few glances now and get so horny when I’m watching some of the gorgeous guys working out it makes me just want to jump over the rail and ride on top of them on the weights bench! So naughty I know! lol! I’ve seen one guy in particular a lot who smiles at me and of course I smile back. If only he knew who I was!

I’d best go and have a shower - lather myself all up with bubbles and maybe give my pink vibe a little use :) Mwah xx

Happy Birthday to Me!

Last weekend it was my birthday. You should never ask a lady (ha right) how old she is… but I’m not one of those amazing girls who manage to stay 21 forever. Sigh. I had a great day though, going out for lunch and then being treated to some much needed retail therapy afterwards! Ooh and i’ve been naughty, and bought an xbox360. I figure my old xbox needed traded in hehe.

I am kick ass at table tennis on there! I beat all our mates :) Tomb raider is also fab :) I like doing the thinking parts more than the shooting though! I also got Super Mario for the DS, 2 belts, a red shirt, 2 books and some cheques. Thank you to everyone who sent me e-cards, well wishes and presents :) I really appreciate it :)

This week I have been planning more shoots and movies for my site and getting ready to launch another paysite of milfs and mature women. I’ve got a fab wimbledon shoot thought out with lots of pouring cream and strawberries. That should be fun! I also have my Brazil top left over to do another world cup theme - I hope you are all enjoying the football!!

Mwah xx

Disaster strikes!!

Well, I firstly have some good news! The gym is going really well. I’m not any lighter but I think that’s because I’m doing a lot of weights to increase my metabolism…The bad news however, is bad! My rendering machine (my mac) has gotta go back to apple because it’s faulty! I’m going to be without for a few weeks which means no movies for a while. Grr how annoyed am I!!!

I have also been feeling a little poorly the past few days. There’s a viral infection going around and no doubt I have caught it. I normally do. So that’s pretty much it with me the last week. See it’s a boring life being a glamour model lol. Ok perhaps not ;)

Anyway I thought I would treat you with a preview from my most recent set… Bunny boiler lol :)

I joined the gym! (again!)

Yup that’s right, I re-joined the gym to get a little more definition to my shape :) I’d like a waist to start with teheh. My induction was this morning and I was dreading it. The changing room part I can pretty much handle, although I guess I felt a little intimidated by all of the tiny tummies and bums! Mind you, it could have been worse. My induction was pretty simple… I learnt how to use the equipment and I was let loose on a few of the cardio machines…

Anyone stood behind me when I was on the step machine certainly got an eye full of my ass whether they wanted it or not! That machine completely kills your legs and bum but I’m sure it’s worthwhile. The treadmill was a lot easier as I walked up hill at a pretty good speed. Getting off was a little tricky as for some reason I get completely dizzy when I stop using it! Anyways next week I have to put together my fitness plan with weights and cardio. I much prefer using weights (I guess until the day after!)

On a completely different note, you’ll all know how random I am by now and I wanted to tell you about a really funny blog I came across recently. It’s called the Pigeon Blog and its written by a pigeon in the middle of London. Bless. Check it out by clicking here!

Elisha and Lily

My newest movie shot in high definition is of Lily and I kissing and licking each others boobies! She invited me around to her apartment to get to know each other a little better. We got a bit carried away in the full movie, but I thought you guys might like a taster so click the picture below for a yummy preview :)

Elisha Jade Lesbian Movie

Yay for strawberries

I’m sitting here eating a plate of strawberries for a late breakfast and they are going down a treat apart from the unripen ones bleugh. Summer is coming and it’s getting warmer so it’s really refreshing!

I am finally working out this rendering business - I am quite an impatient person lol so when I couldn’t do it straight away perfect I got really frustrated. But none of that matters now because every movie I add to my site from now will be high definition and high resolution and I’m so excited about that. I already have a few posted in my members area, and I’m going to set up a trailer for you guys to see exactly how much better it is than crappy small movies. But i’m not leaving anyone out! I am including smaller resolution files so that people with slow internet can still watch me in action :)

I’ve spent most of the past week fiddling with the rendering and exporting processes - Its amazing how much time you can spend doing it! I’ve also been singing at the top of my voice to my favourite album at the moment by snow patrol. Its fab and I recommend you check it out on itunes or your local cd store :) I’ll be back with the trailer soon of my new movie ;) Elisha xx

Ooooh my new toy!

I am posting this entry from my new funky mac! Not only that, but using the fab dashboard widgets they have for the blogging software so now I can keep you guys posted with ease and a click of a button :)

I have been beaming all day long, the weather has been gorgeous and I wasn’t expecting my parcel until next week. This morning the doorbell rang and I was amazed when the delivery driver had a monitor in his hand and said he had another huge box in the van. I was very good though I managed to leave it unopened for a little while as I hoovered and cleaned like a bitch to get the room nice and tidy for my sexy case :)

It’s sitting next to me at the moment as I don’t have enough room under or on my desk for my new toy waaah but at least this way I can look at it every now and then to make sure i’m not dreaming. For those of you who don’t know me, you won’t know that I’ve been desperate for a mac for years and years - probably 7 years! I didn’t really care if it was one of those old emacs, an imac or laptop or G5 but i guess the G5 fits the purpose of editing all my naughty HD movies :)

So I wonder what i’m going to be doing as soon as the software arrives through the post ;)

A is for Anal!

Hmph, now my favourite moto no longer applies! “My ass is for sitting on and shitting” used to be one of the many stupid comments I’d come out with as soon as anyone mentioned Anal to me! But I can now reveal, that the other night, I gave it a go!

I was having sex, as you do lol with me on top, when I suddenly got the urge to give it a try. I’d never attempted it before and I was worried it was going to hurt but with plenty of lube and a condom, it didn’t hurt! Yaay. So I am now officially not an anal virgin anymore :)

I won’t be documenting it for my site as you guys know I don’t do hardcore, but thats not to say that I might stick a toy or two up there for you :)

I have a perfect photoshoot planned for this evening too, a bookworm bitch with my trusty glasses and a mini skirt of course :) I’ll get a preview up here for you soon as its been taken :)

Oooh and I’ve had a delivery date for my mac. Next Tuesday! Gaaah! Can’t wait :)